JEFF’S TOP 10 LIST

KIRK’S TOP 10 LIST

TISH-ISMS
1. Has been running for over 20 years and has no idea why or where he is going.
2. Spends at least 20 minutes deciding what running shoes to wear before each run.
3. Openly admits that wearing "nipgaurds" raised his estrogen levels by 3%.
4. Has not figured out why registration fees have doubled yet the courses are still the same length.
5. Favorite shoe is from 1998. And, if you can guess which pair...good for you.  
6. Questions the convenience of the gym when you have to wait 20 minutes for the treadmill.
7. Known to eat food, like pizza, during long treks.
8. Used to run with cotton undies...now it's all about the "coolmax!"
9. Doesn't remember to stretch until he can no longer reach his shoes to tie the laces.
10. Believes that Mercury Insurance is run by aliens from the planet mercury.

1. Won the inaugural Merle Haggard 10k.
2. Has had a series of traumatic and violent allergic reactions to cotton socks.
3. Gait analysis? Hardly know her!
4. Often questions the support of certain gel insoles.
5. Known to do numerous pull-ups when returning home from the bar.
6. Considers a 1- legged squat a passage into manhood.
7. Is sorry for his choice of bright yellow split shorts at the Long Beach Marathon.
8. Would like to throw all cell phones into the Pacific. (Including yours!)
9. Sometimes smuggles beer onto the Getty Center tram system.
10. Recently purchased a hunk of Steve Prefontaine’s mustache on e-bay

1.Tish is from Texas, however, as a liberal-feminist-vegetarian, she was asked to leave the state…along with the Dixie Chicks.
2.Tish is allergic to beer, wine and most alcohol…yeah, like she really cares.
3.Tish’s mother feels that California has made a “sissy” out of her.
4.Tish can rope and hog-tie a person in a time that is considered competitive by the National Rodeo Association. Ask for a demonstration.
5.Tish finds it ironic that nipple guards are made for men.
6.Tish is notoriously afraid of commitment and therefore has no tattoos or piercings.
7.Tish believes we can save the world one 5K race at a time.
8.Tish likes to put her name in words: fantas-tish, tish-alicious, tish-arita, etc.
9. Tish suffers from a Napoleon Complex, but insists that back in his day they called it a Tish Complex.
10. Tish is an aspiring footwear designer and would be delighted if you completed her informational survey.